[his eyes widen as utter bafflement gives way to a slew of other emotions: surprise, awe, and undeniable curiosity. he honestly cannot believe what he is seeing. he expected a child's trick which would fall in a very limited range of competency and got a piece of an act that could satisfy a paying audience. and it was a piece of an act. after seeing that, he's fairly certain that when she mentioned her shows she wasn't speaking of a school talent show, and when she called herself a professional she was speaking in a very literal sense.]

[for a few moments he can only gawk at her. when he finally finds his voice he almost asks to examine the panties until he realizes what he's doing, at which point he shrinks back a bit and gestures at the golf club instead.] May I?