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Magic shows are meant to have surprises, right?
[Los Angeles was everything Kurt Wagner could have hoped for and then some. True, most of the touristy stuff he had seen and celebrity sightings so far were spotted in the course of work (which in this case involved checking out a potential new student for the institute) so he couldn't exactly spend a lot of time drinking them in. But that didn't make it any less awesome. And now that the work was done, it was going to get even cooler!]
[The others didn't know what they were missing. How could anyone choose to spend the night at some famous restaurant or a traveling production of a play that was better on Broadway (practically in their own backyard!) when they could be here with him instead, watching a teenage magician who was already being billed as one of the best in the business?]
[That was fine. Kurt was having plenty of fun on his own. The magician more than lived up to the hype. And after a show that incredible, you can bet Kurt was going to jump at the chance to volunteer for her final trick of the evening. He probably didn't have much of a chance, given how...height challenged he was compared to the rest of the people clambering for attention around him. But what he lacked in height he made up for with enthusiasm! (And the judicious use of his seat as a step stool.)] Hier! Hier!
[The others didn't know what they were missing. How could anyone choose to spend the night at some famous restaurant or a traveling production of a play that was better on Broadway (practically in their own backyard!) when they could be here with him instead, watching a teenage magician who was already being billed as one of the best in the business?]
[That was fine. Kurt was having plenty of fun on his own. The magician more than lived up to the hype. And after a show that incredible, you can bet Kurt was going to jump at the chance to volunteer for her final trick of the evening. He probably didn't have much of a chance, given how...height challenged he was compared to the rest of the people clambering for attention around him. But what he lacked in height he made up for with enthusiasm! (And the judicious use of his seat as a step stool.)] Hier! Hier!
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[poof!] It happens to me all the time! [came a voice from Kurt's other side. It was Mr. Hat, who had exited the stage at the end of Trucy's last trick and had now reappeared in a puff of smoke and a cacophony of mic feedback.]
Thank you, Mr. Hat. [Though still smiling, Trucy made a show of rubbing her ear at that one. She turned back to her special guest.] Anyway, Kurt. It's nice to meet you! Where are you from?
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Aw man, you mean I can't pass for a local? [He made a conscious effort to heighten his accent to comedic effect, and gave an exaggerated pout. It paid off; a soft wave of laughter rolled through the audience, inspiring a nervous flutter in his gut. He flashed a toothy grin at the crowd, grateful for the dim lighting that hid the audience from his view. He may have had a natural tendency towards playing the class clown, but that didn't make it any less intimidating to have a large group of people focus their attention on him.] I'm an exchange student from Germany, by way of upstate New York.
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Wow, that's a long way on both counts! [Genuinely curious, she asked:] What brings you all the way out here?
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[Trucy giggled and mirrored the gesture.] Well, I'm glad you decided to join us, Kurt! And just for that, I'll treat you to an extra special trick.
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Sweet! [Bowing with a flourish, he replied eagerly:] I'm at your command!
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Well, tonight, you'll get to find out! Behold! [With a pop of confetti, a large, rectangular box appeared on the stage behind them.] My very own teleportation chamber!
[The music swelled again as the audience oohed and ahhed.]
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['It's just a magic trick,' he told himself. 'A weirdly appropriate, coincidentally themed magic trick. It doesn't mean anything.' He forced a smile and turned back to the magician.] Neat. Can this thing take me to Disneyland?
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[She gently urged Kurt to the side and gestured toward the wooden man, who lifted his hat and beckoned him as best as his limbs would allow. From here, the track he was on could be seen, possibly ruining the illusion a little, but it was a sacrifice that had to be made with the level of technology Trucy could afford. Maybe one day, he could be fully autonomous, like Ponco!]
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Now, this trick takes a lot of magic, so I'm gonna need everybody's help! You'll all say the magic words with me, right!? [The audience cheered their agreement.]
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Alright, everyone! Remember, we need all the magic we can muster to make this work! Are you ready to say the magic words!? [Numerous whoops and 'yeah's filled the theatre, as Trucy raised her fingers for the countdown.] Okay, 3... 2... 1...
POLLY WANT A CLUE!
[The room nearly shook with the force of hundreds of voices shouting in unison. Above the stage, an explosion of poppers went off, releasing confetti and glitter. Though some might have assumed this was an act of misdirection, that was only partially true: most of it was just a flashy bit of fun while adding a layer of security against those who were a little more eagle-eyed. After all, a magician only ever showed what was meant to be seen, and what was meant to be seen now was that, in the blink of an eye, the chamber had somehow made its way to the other side of the stage.]
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[The noise of the crowd outside was a dull roar. From inside, it was muffled enough for Kurt to hear underneath it the strained little whine that his inducer suddenly emitted.]
No. No no no... [Three-fingered hands fiddled furiously with the device, their unusual shape visible as darker shadows in the darkness. Outside the pyrotechnics and voices were quickly approaching their crescendo, and his level of panic rose with them.]
Not now!
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Ladies and gentlemen: teleportation!
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[The word 'teleportation' was his cue. He leapt from the shadows of the box, into a backflip, and landed with a flourish beside the magician. He posed there with his arms spread wide and a brilliant smile gleaming against the fine, dark fur on his face. Then, before anyone has a chance to react, he gasped, and gawped comically at his own hands. He made a show of twisting and turning to take in his 'new' appearance.]
Wow! You're good.
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Her gasp was quiet, but her wide eyes, faltering smile, and an involuntary half step back spoke to her shock. Each was minute enough to be imperceptible to the audience, except to those with the keenest eye... or, unfortunately, to the person standing right next to her.
She recovered quickly, or appeared to, turned back to the audience, and gestured at Kurt, to an even louder round of applause.]
Th-that ends tonight's performance! [She bowed.] Thank you all for coming out! And remember: dream of magic!
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['Please, just give me a chance to lie my way out of this.']
[He breathed a deep sigh of relief when she turned away from him and back to the audience. At least she didn't immediately raise the alarm. Maybe he could still talk his way out of this.]
[The smile stayed plastered on his face, broad but stiff, as he took a theatrical bow and waited for the
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The second they were hidden from view, her smile fell, and she whirled on Kurt in a panic.]
Are you okay?! W-what happened? [As she spoke, she reached a gloved had towards his face.] Did I...?
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Need a more O_O icon
need more icons in general!
The sad truth
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fml;; that should have said two-toed sloth up there
I didn't even notice it didn't lol
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